Posted by Johnnymac | October 30, 2006 12:50 PM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you Know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Posted by Dr Fro | October 29, 2006 5:59 PM
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This could be interesting.

Rarely do my two fields of accounting and poker converge in an article like this. I was unaware of this until now…it sure will come in handy for me come tax season, seeing as how I am a donkey fish professional poker player and all.

Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Now they are going to make televised poker illegal.

I am going to play poker at the Edgewater Casino in Vancouver a week from today. If anybody knows anything about poker in Canada or the Edgewater, let me know.

Posted by Dr Fro | October 29, 2006 12:47 AM
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Oh sheet.

What a crazy end to the day. The Horns won, but they caused Baby and Daddy to poop in their pants. I ended up 14-4 against the spread, which should win the office pool. If the over/under on beers consumed by me was set at 10, then I took the over and won that (going away).

Literally as I type this, I lost the nut Ace-high flush to a straight-flush. Sheet. That hurts. Sheet.

I was given a free roll entry into a $5,000 tournament. It started at 6pm. So I went all-in on the first hand. I lost. Sheet.

The Brazos River Rivalry lived up to expectations as far as excitement. The farmers are 8-1. I told you so.

We need to get a poker game together in H-town of Thanksgiving. Mark, will your Mrs let us over? Johnny? As hot as I have been this weekend, I am sure to be cold by then…you can’t afford to not take a piece of me.

I love it when people talk about USC being a “dynasty”. Here is their resume over their 3 years of “domination” from 03-05:

37-2
1 National Championship (yes, 1)

How did Texas do from 04-06 (to date)?

32-2 (so far)
1 National Championship

Did we have a dynasty?

No, we didn’t. And neither did USC. You want dynasty? I offer Nebraska in the mid-90’s. get over it, USC is just another team (like UT) with a great team 1 year and a hell of a run over a few years. But a dynasty? Bullsheet.

So sad to see them fall from grace. Couldn’t happen to a better team. No sheet.

Iggy reminds us that the online poker ban gives rise to WTO difficulties. Tough sheet for the U.S.

Craig James just said something very stupid. He was complaining about the possibility of the Big East having an undefeated team not play in the BCS Championship game, particularly if a 1-loss team goes in front of them. While this is possibly crappy, he was very wrong when he said, “If they are in a BCS conference, they shouldn’t be treated differently from other teams in BCS conferences.”

Oh, Pony, surely you aren’t that dumb!!! Being in a “BCS Conference” means that winning your conference gives you an automatic berth into one of the big money non-championship BCS games. The BCS Championship game goes to #1 and #2 and doesn’t care if you play football on a blue field, in the Big East or on the moon. The BCS, while terribly unfair in cutting gay teams out of big money games, is 100% open to gay teams when it comes to the championship game. West Virginia is treated no differently than Auburn. And they won’t be. No sheet.

Oh my, I am 3 sheets to the wind.

Posted by Dr Fro | October 28, 2006 6:00 PM
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Daddy has his beer.

I watched OSU win, OSU win and OSU win this afternoon. While I rooted for the Buckeyes and the Beavers (hee hee), I wasn’t happy to see the Cowboys win. That ruined my streak to start the day. With the FLA-UGA game in progress, I am 10-1. Woo hoo! Fla likely won’t cover, but 10-2 going into the evening is pretty sweet.

Posted by Dr Fro | October 28, 2006 5:04 PM
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Seriously, you need to sign up at Poker.com….Daddy has beens slaying the competition today.

That is, I was slaying the competition in the cash games. I played in a tournament and was doing well until my opponent flopped the nut flush, checked on the flop, turn and river before I bet his hand for him. Ug.

I started out today 6-0 (ats) in Heath’s college football pool. Last night I won my Cards to win the World Series bet. Woooo-hoooo! All this winning is making me nervous; I’d hate to go cold right when the Horns kick off in Lubbock.

All this winning AND USC IS LOSING 33-10! What do you think, UT-OSU rematch in January? That following a UT-NU rematch in December. Could happen.

Damn it’s a good day. The weather in Dallas is perfect. I went for a walk with my two favorite girls. One had fun. The other spit up all over herself! She’s nervous about tonight I guess.

I’m gonna go buy some beer…

Posted by Johnnymac | October 28, 2006 10:50 AM
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Wow, with the moving and financial planning and home improvement loans and contract signings and job interviews this week, I almost forgot to make my picks. Here we go with 15 minutes to spare. This is going to be really short.

NC State +2 at VIRGINIA
NAVY +13.5 vs Notre Dame
MISSOURI -1 vs Oklahoma
GEORGIA TECH -4.5 vs Miami
BAYLOR +4.5 vs Texas A&M

NEW ORLEANS -1.5 vs Baltimore
Indiapolis +3 at DENVER
GREEN BAY -4 vs Arizona
KANSAS CITY -4 vs Seattle
Dallas +6 at CAROLINA

This is my first chance to look at the numbers this week and I am surprised how many easy lines there are. If I were in Vegas this weekend I would be large on every single one of these except Green Bay and I would try for some cheap parlays on the three game variations of these college games.

UPDATE (Saturday): Good thing I wasn’t in Vegas today – I would have “gone large” and then gone broke.

UPDATE (Sunday Night): If I had “gone large” today, I would have had my theoretical money back… and yet whenever I go to Vegas for football if Saturday’s bets are bad, there are no Sunday bets!

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