From the mailbag:

The demand for these tickets significantly exceeded our supply; therefore, it is necessary to refund the amount you paid for these tickets. If you paid using a credit card, a refund will be issued to that credit card. If you paid with a check or cash, a refund check will be mailed to your address of record. Refunds will be processed immediately.

If you have further questions regarding your refund, please call the Athletics Ticket Office at 512/471-3333 or 800/982-BEVO.

Hook ‘em, Horns!

If you think about it, her answer makes sense. You can’t use something you don’t have! Seriously, she just misunderstood the question. Shame on Slater for not clearing that up for her. I guess he was just blinded by her beauty like the rest of us and failed to see just how deep her thinking really was.

And in the random observation category, I just noticed how often it has worked out that the Main Event of the WSOP is won on a hand that is an underdog preflop. Who says it has nothing to do with luck?

(I don’t know why the formatting of this table is so messed up – something to do with the html getting trumped by blogger defaults/settings)

Funny

I can’t say that I agree with the sentiment here, but the writing is pretty funny. One gem:

It got so bad that our mostly white fanbase wasn’t even afraid of our black players. That’s not the natural order of things. White people should always be afraid of black people, young black males in particular.

There are plenty of other good reads on that site. Try the KSU preview. A gem from that one is:

Ron Prince compares Freeman’s physique to JaMarcus Russell. I compare Ron Prince’s intellect to that of a chronically masturbating howler monkey.

Very funny.